Monthly Archives: February 2006

Brian Dunn and I have spent the last three hours or so thinking up names for the RCC Documentary.  I’ve listed some of the suggestions that popped up here.  Choose your favorite.
“Carpe Drum”
“Drumophilia”
“Viva la drum”
“It’s drummin’ time!”
“Cowadrumga!”
“Drumdom”
“Drumhood”
“Drummify”
“Roscoe’s Drum and Waffles”
“RCC:Rulers of Cutthroat Cacophony”
“RCC: The United States of America”
“SURVIVOR:RCC”
“Always Wash Your Berries Before You Eat Them”
“RCC: The MCM Pwners”
“RCC: The Black Knights”
“RCC: WHERE’S THE VAN!!!?!!”
“RCC:HELLOOOOOOOOOO I’M A CAAAAAAAAAAAAR”
“pwned”
“liek omg drum!”
“Boobs, Bongs, ‘n Gold medals”
“Hit My Head”
“Will you be my drummer?”
“It happened in Dayton”
“RCC: Everyone Else Uber Sux0rs”
“The Land Before Time XIII: RCC”
“If A Drum Falls In The Woods…”
“I beat my head with wooden sticks”
“Shut up and drum.”
“DRUM, YOU F*CKS!”
“Star Drum: Revenge of the Sticks”
“RCC: The Drama Behind The Drum”

Once upon a time, some silly scientists were talking to God.  They said, “Ha!  We, in our nifty little laboratory here, have proven that you don’t exist.  We can create life just as easily as you did.

“O RLY?” said God.

“Yes, we’ve discovered that all we have to do is mix some [Dirt], some [Salt Water] and add [Electricity].”

“lol” said God.

“And once we show the world that we can make life, there will be no need for you any longer!  So stick that in your holy pipe and smoke it!”

God pondered for a moment, then said, “brb.”  He returned a moment later with his own [Dirt], [Salt Water] and [Electricity].  “liek okay,” He said.  “we’re liek gonna have a contest.  each of us will liek make some life using ur own materialz.  kk?  whoevr does it best winz and gets 2 maek the other person not exist!!!1″

The scientist quickly agreed, confident that they could make life better than God could.  “kk liek u git 2 go 1st,” said God.  As the first scientist reached for the [Dirt], God shot him in the face with a lightning bolt, critting him for 1278512 nature damage.

“Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!” said the scientist.

The other scientists looked at God with anger in their faces.  “OMG!  Why did you shoot him in the face?!”  They demanded.

“dude, he was liek cheating.” said God.

“What?!  How was he cheating?!”

“he was gonna use my [Dirt].  i liek made that [Dirt]. if ur gonna make ur own life, then u need 2 make ur own [Dirt].”

The scientists cried and ran home to their mommies while God ROFL’d.

The End.