Monthly Archives: July 2006

Kyle Hayes was my trumpet section leader during my freshman and sophomore years in high school.  He’s truly an amazing person with an incredibly bright future in front of him.

Today, I watched him exchange wedding vows with Jennifer Brown.  Jennifer and Kyle have known each other for nearly a decade, and they truly belong together.  I could see the love between them.

The whole evening was beautiful.  The whole time, I couldn’t help but stare at Kyle and his new bride.  The whole concept of marriage completely floors me…  and I cannot wait until I am at the point where I can exchange wedding vows with a woman I have come to love more than anything else.

Now that I’m home and reflecting on the whole day, I’m left with kind of a bittersweet feeling…  I feel somewhat confused as to where my heart is right now.  I really want the answers to fall into my lap.  I want the clouds to part and God’s hand to come out, holding the woman I’m going to marry…  and I want Him to place her in my arms.

But, alas, it doesn’t work that way.  I keep telling myself that I need to be patient, and when the time is right, everything I’ve ever dreamed of and more will be in my hands.  And though it kind of sucks at the moment, I know that having to wait to find true love will make it mean more to me in the end.

I used to have one of those…

Anyway, does it seem to anyone else that the girls who put stuff on their Myspaces like, “omg liek i h8 drama!!!1″ are the ones who attract drama?  They usually also have something written to the effect of, “omg liek boyz r soo dum!!!1one”.  A quick look through their “pics” section generally reveals twelve of their pictures in which they’re posing provacatively for the camera, wearing something that probably won’t keep you warm in Canada, with picture captions along the lines of: “soo bored…” or “my heart beats for no 1″ or “omg so drunk!!”.

Posting pictures of yourself 82 percent naked, 95 percent slutty, and 104 percent drunk is going to attract the stupid meathead boys who like to take pictures with their cell phones of themselves flexing in the mirror with no shirt on.  They are going to add you as their friend, then leave a comment saying something along the lines of: “hey beutiful thnx 4 teh add!!  dam ur so hott hit me up gurl!!1″

Then you’re going to end up dating one of these guys because he posted a picture of a glittery rose in your comments section (aww…  he’s so romantic…  <3 ), and because he’s got nice muscles and calls you baby all the time.  Next, you’re going to go to another party, get drunk, take 982974 pictures of yourself, and make out with some random guy that didn’t look all that attractive about an hour ago…  but, dang!  After these 12 beers, he looks mighty sexy!

Your meathead boyfriend is going to find out about it after you post the pictures on your Myspace. He will then proceed to call you a bitch, break up with you, and go try and beat up the guy you made out with.  However, the guy you made out with has some pretty big friends down at the mechanic shop where he gets all his aftermarket parts for his sweet pimped-out rice-rocket, and they all end up beating up your ex boyfriend instead.

The next day, you discover that you’re pregnant with a child whose father is some guy who was also at that fateful party that you don’t even remember sleeping with.  In a fit of disgust, you log onto Myspace and edit your profile so that it says, right where everyone will read it, “omg liek i h8 drama!!1″

There.  Finally.  Now all those other people that actually enjoy drama will see on your Myspace that you hate drama, leave you alone, and you’ll never be the victim of drama again.

The moral of the story?  If you find a girl who has “I hate drama” anywhere on their Myspace…  run.

Stefan (12:21:08 AM): on craigs list
Stefan (12:21:18 AM): there was biker guy with one of those long grey beards and black leather
Stefan (12:21:31 AM): and he wanted to suck guys dicks with no strings attached
Stefan (12:21:38 AM): he said he is very talented
Michael (12:21:45 AM): Did you reply?
Stefan (12:21:56 AM): i think the beard would feel weird
Stefan (12:22:00 AM): so i didnt