Monthly Archives: September 2006

Blowjob?!

19 September 2006

The random girls of Myspace strike again.  Here’s a message I received last night:

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Divina
Date: Sep 19, 2006 4:28 AM

i wanna suck ur cock!!!!!!!!!!

And here’s my reply:

—————– Original Message —————–
From: Michael Aranda
Date: Sep 19, 2006 5:43 AM

Unfortunately, I lost it in a terrible accident
last February while we were filming
with live tigers for a music video.
:’(

If you haven’t already, you should click on the link to Divina’s profile.  She’s terribly attractive.  Or is it a he?  I can’t really tell.

A First R8 D8 With K8

11 September 2006

One couldn’t see much more than twenty feet in front of one’s self right now, it’s so foggy outside.  The moisture in the air is making the power lines above our house buzz pretty loudly.

It’s been a while since I’ve posted anything having to do with the goings on in my life, so for everyone who’s interested (all three of you), here we go:

I spent a good ten hours with Kate on Sunday.  I had forgotten how much I enjoy her company.  For lunch we went to Yama Sushi and both got crunch rolls.  One of the crazy Asian ladies who works there stood about two feet behind me, with her hands clasped in front of her, staring and Kate and me for nearly the entire duration of our stay.  It was…  uncomfortable.

We drove through one of those gas station car washes; it was the first time I had washed my truck in months.  It looks a whole lot better now, though I still need to “take Windex to the windows”, as Kate put it.

We tried to make it to make it the mall before they closed, but being as it was Sunday, most everything closed pretty early.  We just walked around and looked into the windows of all the closed stores…  and inside of this no-name coffee shop, there was a teenage boy who was sweeping the floor, but upon seeing Kate, he stopped and gawked…  slowly turning his head to follow her as we walked by.  It was obvious enough for both Kate and me to notice, and we had a good laugh at his expense.

Back at Kate’s house, she showcased her new lappy.  It’s one of them newfangled Intel Macs!  She’s also got a new computer chair.  And by “new computer chair” I mean “an old computer chair that her dad used to have but handed down because its falling apart”.

At eleven in the evening or so, we ventured off to Del Taco so that I could force Kate to try a Double Del Bacon Cheeseburger.  Alas, she wouldn’t even take a bite of it, instead opting for a plain ol’ ninety-nine cent cheeseburger, and then complaining that it wasn’t as good as McDonald’s.

At about midnight, we walked to the park near Kate’s house.  Among the various structures on which to play was something that resembled a twelve-foot high Hoberman sphere made of intertwining ropes that went every which way, all anchored to huge metal posts.  Kate and I climbed up inside and sat, listening to crickets, beetles, distant cars, sprinklers, and the occasional airplane.  We eventually delved into conversation and postulation about life, God, and the universe.

Our inner-child eventually got the best of us, and we fantasized about what would happen if the sphere we were in blasted us off into space, sailing through the stars, to eventually land on some alien world.

After briefly playing around on the swings and some kind of weird, spinning donut contraption, we headed back to Kate’s.  We sat and talked some more, until realizing that it was 2:30 in the AM…  at which point we said our goodbyes and I headed back up to Oxnard.

She leaves for college on Saturday, so hopefully we can squeeze in one more hang-out session before she’s gone.  (HINT HINT, if you’re reading this, Kate.)

I'm a High School Girl!

6 September 2006

Allow me to set the stage:

Kate received a message on Myspace from a creepy guy who wanted to chat with her.  I told her to, rather than give him her screen name, give him one of my screen names, brwneyeqtpie77.  So she did.  I pretended that I was a little high school girl, and had this conversation with him:

The  Israeli  DJ (10:00:06 PM): Hey
The  Israeli  DJ (10:00:13 PM): Sup?
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:00:18 PM): hey!!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:00:31 PM): Sup?
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:00:52 PM): nothing im just sitting here on myspace like i do all the time lol
The  Israeli  DJ (10:02:59 PM): Cool
The  Israeli  DJ (10:03:05 PM): U wanna talk on the phone
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:03:09 PM): wut r u doing??
The  Israeli  DJ (10:03:10 PM): This is boring
The  Israeli  DJ (10:03:16 PM): Lol
The  Israeli  DJ (10:03:23 PM): Driving
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:03:33 PM): u r driving?!?!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:16 PM): Yeah
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:21 PM): I swear
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:25 PM): What’s ur number so it will be easier
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:30 PM): ?
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:04:37 PM): how can u drive and chat at the same time what if you crash??!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:47 PM): Sidekick
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:04:53 PM): oh!!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:04:59 PM): Yeah
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:05:05 PM): i dont have my cell phone with me right now :(
The  Israeli  DJ (10:05:21 PM): Call my celly 818 470 9992
The  Israeli  DJ (10:05:26 PM): House phone
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:05:51 PM): my dad does like it when i use the phone after 9
The  Israeli  DJ (10:06:28 PM): What
The  Israeli  DJ (10:06:34 PM): ?
The  Israeli  DJ (10:06:43 PM): Ok we’ll ill talk to u in a lil bit
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:06:52 PM): kk
The  Israeli  DJ (10:06:59 PM): Peace
The  Israeli  DJ (10:10:57 PM): Ok
The  Israeli  DJ (10:11:01 PM): Back
The  Israeli  DJ (10:11:06 PM): So what’s up
The  Israeli  DJ (10:11:11 PM): ?
The  Israeli  DJ (10:11:16 PM): Horny ass
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:12:22 PM): r u still driving?!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:12:29 PM): Nope
The  Israeli  DJ (10:12:40 PM): Got to my brothers house
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:12:55 PM): wheres ur brother live??
The  Israeli  DJ (10:14:45 PM): Burbank and luis
The  Israeli  DJ (10:14:49 PM): Where do u live
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:14:58 PM): simi valley
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:15:03 PM): 2 bad ur so far away
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:15:04 PM): :(
The  Israeli  DJ (10:15:39 PM): Why
The  Israeli  DJ (10:15:47 PM): I drive lol
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:16:15 PM): well maybe if u want to get sum 2nite we can meet up
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:16:24 PM): i can sneak out i do it all the time
The  Israeli  DJ (10:17:23 PM): where at?
The  Israeli  DJ (10:17:29 PM): What’s the adress
The  Israeli  DJ (10:17:36 PM): But that’s 2 easy
The  Israeli  DJ (10:17:44 PM): I don’t do hook ups that fast
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:19:08 PM): :(
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:19:14 PM): maybe we could just hang out then
The  Israeli  DJ (10:21:23 PM): How do I know that ur not a serial killer lol
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:21:25 PM): theres a park down the street from me on rudolph st.
The  Israeli  DJ (10:21:38 PM): We’ll I got stufff on me
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:21:38 PM): lol fine then we can just chat lol
The  Israeli  DJ (10:22:53 PM): I’m armed so if I see any guns out on me The  Israeli  DJ (10:23:04 PM): I’m ready lol
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:23:10 PM): u have a gun???
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:23:27 PM): thats really scary!!!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:23:32 PM): Maybe I can’t tell u what I have
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:24:10 PM): im not going 2 meet u if u have guns!!!
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:24:17 PM): u might kidnap me!!
The  Israeli  DJ (10:25:52 PM): I got a lisence for it
The  Israeli  DJ (10:26:06 PM): Don’t worry
The  Israeli  DJ (10:26:15 PM): I’m not gonna do shit like that
The  Israeli  DJ (10:26:33 PM): When u look at someones myspace u can see who the people are
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:26:47 PM): how do u get a licence 4 that??
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:29:51 PM): hellooo??
The  Israeli  DJ (10:29:57 PM): U go take classes and u have to have  a clean record
The  Israeli  DJ (10:30:04 PM): And u get it
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:30:45 PM): its just for protection??
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:32:59 PM): how come ur not talking??
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:36:02 PM): well im going to go out with some friends now
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:36:13 PM): maybe we can chat some other time
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:36:17 PM): if u actually talk!!!
BrWnEyEdQtPiE77 (10:36:33 PM): byeeee!!  :D
The  Israeli  DJ (10:41:47 PM): Sorry I was away
The  Israeli  DJ (10:42:02 PM): Well call me whenever u wanna have some real fun